In Gotham
lives a Batman fan.
She’s the
loudest in her clan.
Maddie Granger
was her name.
Her fangirl cries
fan batman’s fame.
She gushes at his great glowers.
He sure needs no
superpowers.
while others fought
when they were ought,
he was not
bred of that sort.
The strengths he sown are all his own,
A selfless
strong man he had grown.
A sharp mind
is his only shield
What other
weapon must he wield?
He built a belt with his own wealth
used to
lasso, whip, sling, or stealth.
She marvels at his
marbled face,
burning
hotter than her flat’s furnace.
She desires his simmering fire,
It could enflame
an entire empire.
Despite being forced to study and snore
She favours frolics beyond her door
When her whimsies swell too wide
She runs outside for ripping rides
sometimes she goes
overboard
last night she got
fiercely floored
She cartwheeled down Gotham past mum’s curfew
after slurping mum’s sickly stew
flapping her arms like carefree fishes
she did this to deter drying the dishes.
Suddenly, she
lost her bounce,
after jarring
joker’s pounce.
Before she
tumbled down to dunes
Save me batman she sorely swooned
I beg you blast that wretched brute
Geared up in his garish suit
as Batman slayed this seedy prey,
she shoved aside some strands gone
stray.
Her fairest face must
manifest,
for this man who beats the rest.
Maddie cheered for her Caped Crusader:
oh batman you outdo Darth
Vader
You make my heart
rock and roll
And open doors to my soul
Batman nodded
then off he ran,
Her dating
dreams now just began.
First it was his dashing gaze,
that got her in a giddy daze.
Now it was his gallantry,
that revved her rosy reverie.
Now she never felt more sure,
her
love was deeper than before.
They
could dine, and date and dance,
if
he would give her a chance.
She
hoped that on one fine morn,
when roses bloom or doves are born,
that Batman clasps her tender hand,
and
slides a silver wedding band.
Once
they make their wedding vows,
her
fantasies will never douse;
Cause
she'll have a hot husband,
whose
love for her will never end.
