In Gotham lives a Batman fan.
She’s the loudest in her clan.
Maddie Granger was her name.
Her fangirl cries fan batman’s fame.
She gushes at his great glowers.
He sure needs no superpowers.
while others fought when they were ought,
he was not bred of that sort.
The strengths he sown are all his own,
A selfless strong man he had grown.
A sharp mind is his only shield
What other weapon must he wield?
He built a belt with his own wealth
used to lasso, whip, sling, or stealth.
She marvels at his marbled face,
burning hotter than her flat’s furnace.
She desires his simmering fire,
It could enflame an entire empire.
Despite being forced to study and snore
She favours frolics beyond her door
When her whimsies swell too wide
She runs outside for ripping rides
sometimes she goes overboard
last night she got fiercely floored
She cartwheeled down Gotham past mum’s curfew
after slurping mum’s sickly stew
flapping her arms like carefree fishes
she did this to deter drying the dishes.
Suddenly, she lost her bounce,
after jarring joker’s pounce.
Before she tumbled down to dunes
Save me batman she sorely swooned
I beg you blast that wretched brute
Geared up in his garish suit
as Batman slayed this seedy prey,
she shoved aside some strands gone stray.
Her fairest face must manifest,
for this man who beats the rest.
Lizzie cheered for her Caped Crusader:
oh batman you outdo Darth Vader
You make my heart rock and roll
And open doors to my soul
Batman nodded then off he ran,
Her dating dreams now just began.
First it was his dashing gaze,
that got her in a giddy daze.
Now it was his gallantry,
that revved her rosy reverie.
Now she never felt more sure,
her love was deeper than before.
They could dine, and date and dance,
if he would give her a chance.
She hoped that on one fine morn,
when roses bloom or doves are born,
that Batman clasps her tender hand,
and slides a silver wedding band.
Once they make their wedding vows,
her fantasies will never douse;
Cause she'll have a hot husband,
whose love for her will never end.