The
time has come for us guests to dine
Hark
humble host, serve us warm mulled wine
No,
not the mulled wine with alcohol
I
find this hasty mishap oh so droll
Never
mind, give us orange juice without the rind
How
crude the Christmas food, how unrefined
Now
bring us big dishes of Brussels sprouts
But
do not stuff us short and stout
As
a veggie I’ll not taste the vapid veal you baste
Now if you were not in a hellbent haste
Please
roast me a nourishing and nice nut loaf
It
is your own issue if I behave like an oaf
To
survive this night of grog and eggnog
I
long to jog in the fresh fog with my darling dog
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